Fight like hell? Come on. 14 million fewer people voted blue this time, and you personally own a good chunk of that.

Or just prove that consequences are a myth

All of which is fixed by a voltage regulator

“All we’re missing is the single hardest piece, which we have been failing to make work in cars for years”

You wouldn’t want to drink reactor coolant water (mostly because of the chemistry additives) but water in a tank that just stays between the people and the hot stuff would mostly just get warm.

Most of what you’d get at that kind of distance is neutrons, and they are more likely to bounce off the hydrogen than to do something like activate the oxygen into N16 which dies off pretty fast anyway.

Dude, there’s a difference between romance and full-on extended sex scenes. Fade to black and get on with the plot.

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

Sure, if your phone only needs a fraction of a watt and you’re okay with an unshielded neutron source pressed against your head.

Like some kind of racist Michael Bay character with animated balls?

You’ve lost ANOTHER submarine?

A couple of comedians have dibs on the desk

So the next aid package will include one dude with a really big sword?

Given that Alex Jones has “interviewed” ChatGPT on air twice now, I’m going to say no.

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

Truly a conisseur of factory builder games

Who the hell makes a type-c port that only runs at 2.0 speeds?

He may be coming to the end, but at least he explained the zodiacal light phenomenon first