That is the silver lining to having this shitty beard – when somebody inevitably gives you crap about it, you can look confused while feeling your smooth upper lip, eyes widening, then feel the beard and yell ‘what the fuck!?’ with an alarmed look on your face and run away

I’m tired of these puns

I use Shield Pro 2019 since Nov 2019, have been keeping up on software updates – haven’t ever noticed ads. I use Pi-hole though, maybe that has been ‘shielding’ me (ha!) all this time and I didn’t realize it?

(To clarify I mean no ads in the Shield UI itself, I’d still see ads in individual streaming apps like Hulu)

‘stream of water’ is wrong characterization, it’s about a power-washing jet – blast off those poo particles