Nuclear.AI here we come

Quacks in Duck Duck Go. 🦆

Based and CCP has its citizens’ brain well being as a priority pilled.

Based and Dear AI Leader is never wrong pilled.

They’re probably still running on their own Netware network. Is there still Win16 compatible malware going around?

interwebs

It’s called “the information superhighway”, thank you very much. 😄

There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!

Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

Indeed. And you can’t even install the first party Apple one from the store, you have to go third party.

It is. The sentence “I’m pro Ukraine/Russia” is most definitely a political statement

They’re still going to ruin a supposedly no frills text editor with this.

What they could’ve dove to showcase it instead is revamping Wordpad, instead of removing it, and integrate the AI stuff there, since it’s supposed to be one of Microsoft’s example apps

Wherever they are, by installing a small diesel generator in the back. Just stop, start up the generator and recharge your car!

“Field missing from registry”, one of my favourite franchises, is now owned by EA? Ugh. 😩

The schuko plug is widely adopted over here in Italy too. Usually for computers and appliances with high current requirements (ovens, refrigerators)

Sharepoint queries are written in something very similar 🤢

I still have nightmares from the one time I had to use that.

Maybe if US tech companies weren’t monstrous behemoths this wouldn’t be necessary

Laughs in Sourcetree

BECAUSE IT SAYS BLACKBERRY OS!

Of course, they are IBM compatibles!

They were never popular over here outside of business users, I always liked the tiny red LED. Sure, I can make the flag on my iPhone blink on new messages, but it’s not the same