Be careful of what you wish for

Pervs smh

Nice nips

I always knew there’s a giant spying on me

Sugar used to come in big cones

Where’s the sauce?

You going to get milk?

Roll a d10

Rough day at work uh buddy?

Becom froot

$4.44 is an odd price for a hot dog combo

The cheddar is on the beef stroganoff

Will they do overnight shipping? Oh and imagine how much of a pain would to wait for your car to arrive and then they say you weren’t home

If you don’t prepare to poop, you poop to fail

Hot dogs!

Fuck it we’ll do it live

The sword will grow up with a traumatic childhood having been beaten by his father

Devito as Frank

Better to be loved than hated?

So you have two pairs of legs? And wont the pizza grease stain the sheets?