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Related articles: Bowser is 513 years old, beating out an old shark

Wow, I didn’t know luchadors could make it past 500.

Is the preview picture… not showing a shark to anyone else? I clicked on the article and didn’t see this picture there either.

I thought this was an Onion article for a moment.

I feel sorry for her future coworkers, but at the same time? I like when people have to live the perspective of the people they treat badly. I hope this teaches her a lesson.

It’s Chipotle.

Scientists discover racism: more news at eleven.

As uncertain as I am about the technology, people already steal voices from voice actors, singers, and celebrities. At this point I’m just glad these artists gave their permission.

There is the awful part of me who hopes someone accidentally breaks the bottle before it is sold.

Unfortunately it’s only painful for the rest of us.