the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.
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affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When the requirements are "final"8·1 month agowe have always been at war with Eurasia.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website.English15·1 month agoif the VPN ban doesn’t work then the only reasonable course of action would be to ban the internet entirely. it’s the only way the children can be truly safe.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Salmonella outbreak linked to eggs sickens dozens of people across 7 states24·1 month agothankfully we will soon stop tracking and reporting all this stuff so these sorts of problems should disappear really soon, just like covid did.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soonEnglish29·1 month agoit’s the opposite of Economy Plus
affiliate@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•US and China take a step back from sky-high tariffs, agree to pause for 90 days12·2 months ago- set it on fire again in 90 days
this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.
should just be a matter of saying “AI can’t do this job because it can’t properly do any job”. could even make that your email signature.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos Announces Resignation of Washington Post Opinion Editor Over New Editorial Mandate in Stunning Statement92·5 months agoFreedom is ethical — it minimizes coercion — and practical — it drives creativity, invention, and prosperity.
this is a very interesting sentence to find in a post that outlines the ways in which the opinion page will be losing some of its editorial freedom.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•iJustInventedSomethingEveryDevNeeds7·5 months agobut i don’t want to print my screen, i just want a picture of it.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Kristi Noem orders lie detector tests to snuff out DHS leaks18·5 months agoDespite polygraphs’ unreliability, DHS insists they are necessary for national security.
in keeping with tradition, “national security” continues to mean “because i say so”.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I want a programming language that supports German style composite words7·5 months agoi will never forgive them for making the pointer type be
T*
instead of&T
. most confusing thing ever.don’t even get me started on C++ making
T&
the reference type and then makingT&&
be something other than the double reference type.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them10·5 months agogod it is going to take forever to rebuild the government, if we’re even given that opportunity. it’s going to be years of finding out just how terribly trump messed things up.
in heck you have to travel everywhere by car. and there’s always traffic.
just woke up and want to brush your teeth? that’s gonna be a 15 minute drive to the bathroom. watching tv and want to take a break to get a snack? 20 minute drive to the kitchen. want to go to the supermarket to pick up some more milk? 40 minute drive, round trip.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The government doesn't use SQL14·5 months agoi agree but would like to add that it’s generally good practice to stay away from rockets
affiliate@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump says he will announce 25% steel and aluminum tariffs Monday, and more import duties are coming9·5 months agoTrump says he will announce 25% steel and aluminum tariffs Monday
it sounds to me like he announced them today
my microwave beeps if you hit the cancel button. it makes me avoid using it.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Tennessee Republican proposes amendment to allow Trump to serve third term22·6 months agoeven if something like this doesn’t pass, who would stop trump if he tried to run for a third term? i thought that there was already good reason to disqualify him on the grounds of treason this past election, and nobody stopped him. it seems to me like the government will be much more openly corrupt in 4 years. so i’m not hopeful about there being anyone to enforce these sorts of laws by then.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Developer Creates Infinite Maze That Traps AI Training BotsEnglish411·6 months agoNo crawlers ever go there.
if it makes you feel any better, i would go there if i was a web crawler.
don’t do this to me