There’s also a modest proposal for those into satire.

Whale economy as seen in f2p games.

Starve the community around you with higher prices, make all your money with the few who buy bottled mineral water for car wash.

Generally speaking you’re usually from 0 to 720 hours in a month: how many time in a year you have to remind people what month they are into vs. the single day?

Guy A: “Hey, what day is it?”

Guy B: “It’s Sunday, the 13th.”

Guy A: “Of…?” (gesturing to keep going)

Guy B: “Ah, right, we’re just 390 hours into August. You may have missed that.”