Lack of progress is also an enemy of progress.

How is this news? Magic isn’t real and they still think the gays are icky, let’s not imagine meaningful progress where none exists.

core

Corps.

Untrained, inexperienced and under-equipped people can be more of a liability than asset in some of these situations. No need to create a new logistical nightmare on top of the existing disaster. It’s good that people want to help, it’s better when their efforts are actually helpful.

Next year’s move is to mount the illegal fireworks to your own drone and hunt theirs out of the sky.

I stubbed my toe earlier. Damn fascists.

It’s a feature, not a bug. Cut back on effective preparation and response programs so the TV preacher can sell overpriced food buckets to any remaining faithful they haven’t already bled dry.

You got the extra minimal version at no additional cost, how lucky.

You Only Light Once.

Don’t need that one either but it’s there.

The UK needs no chief rabbi. Why does the UK have a chief rabbi?

Why though? Could just start winding down the whole thing early and call it quits when he does.

Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

Smelly, moist and full of seamen.

No.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

Trump was later seen in the cafeteria, shirtless, yelling “DOG WHISTLE!” through cupped hands when he wasn’t licking (what we hope was) chocolate pudding off his fingers.

There’s a song about this* by The Beets from 30 years ago.

* See also: Invidious instance link or mirror selection.

Yes.

That ship sailed when they elected a Catholic. What else could have happened?