His application to join the ATF is looking pretty strong though.

In addition to the 10,000 they already sent?

We are still ascending on the roller coaster of bullshit and the drop is going to suck.

Belgrade has a bunch of Russians who suddenly had somewhere else to be a couple Februaries ago.

Staff it with rich fucks looking for relevence deep in that Musky sphincter and change it to “Department of Getting Eaten”. Efficiency accomplished.

Many come from neighboring countries among them, Mozambique and Zimbabwe and Lesotho.

Will these treatments involve mineral supplements applied externally at high speeds?

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

In September 2024, Hvaldimir was found dead, apparently from a stick lodged in its body.

It’s too late, they already got him. Must’ve hit a tree on the way down.

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

Goodbye.

False alarm, I just saw a totally legit-looking FBI video explaining that this was all a prank and to invest in rubles.

Can you imagine how disheartening it must be to go out and join a domestic terrorist organization only to have to call yourself a "proud boy’? I’d be self-conscious and ready to fight at the drop of a hat too.

If not, that could be swiftly rectified.

Makes me wonder whether they’re expecting to lose a significant number of young men for some reason over the next few years as well. Gotta start planning for replacements early.

Crimea river, Ivan. Solve your leadership problem and maybe then I’ll give a fraction of a fuck about your feelings.

Funny how Allah didn’t stop her, I thought he’d be stronger than a young human woman.

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That’ll teach those sinful women for daring to have sex without their owners’ permission. Even stuff like this won’t sway the committed republicunts since they can fall back on some bullshit about “god’s plan” or find ways to turn it back on the victims of their politics.

Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.