Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

Smelly, moist and full of seamen.

No.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

Trump was later seen in the cafeteria, shirtless, yelling “DOG WHISTLE!” through cupped hands when he wasn’t licking (what we hope was) chocolate pudding off his fingers.

There’s a song about this* by The Beets from 30 years ago.

* See also: Invidious instance link or mirror selection.

Yes.

That ship sailed when they elected a Catholic. What else could have happened?

The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.

At least the kids probably learned something.

Glad there’s nothing important going on in the world and we can huff Vatican chimney-farts for entertainment instead.

You don’t give a murderer credit for not littering because they pick up their spent brass afterward. They’ve got other motivations.

The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

I’m sure he’s busy issuing orders and preparing a response plan (to blame Joe Biden).

I’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

This is still the dumb bullshit stage of things, parades are the sort of time-waste you expect to have to do once in a while. If it turns out to be a pretext and he tells them to keep marching across the Canadian border for US-similation, that’s a different story. Long walk though so plenty of time to mull it over.

Maybe he’ll wear the purple heart that one guy handed him a few years ago.

Not a massive leap on the how-fucked-are-we-ometer but the upward trend continues.

You’d think farmers at least would understand the relationship between what you sow and what you reap.