I’d like to respond with:

Alex Jones wants to eat ass.

Ladies and gentlemen, great patriots all across this occupied country of the former United States of America- it’s time now for us to take the fight to the devil directly.

Last night, I woke up and God told me it was 4 a.m. I was literally told, “Go look at the clock. It’s 4a.m. Get up, and go look at your phone.”

Four AM! I’m like, This is really God! and God goes “Yeah. And I told you 45 seconds ago, now 15 countdown!”

And by the time I was like, bluhbluhbluhbluh okay it’s been about 3 so 12, 11, 10, 9… and this happened! On my children! And right at zero, bloop! Four-oh-one! And I’m sitting there while I’m looking at the phone, pissing, at 4:01 going My God! Literally directly communicating with me in space live time!

And then he told me to sell to all the patriots the Final Supplement! And it will give us the power to fight the Devil because we’re gonna win! So go over to drjonesnaturals.scam and buy all of them! Give them to your wife! Your daughter. Your dog- you don’t want to leave Fido here with the Satanic Globalists, do you? They’ll be on sale for the rest of the month.

-Something Alex Jones may or may not have said mixed with something Alex Jones may or may not say in the future.

very funny, very stupid

Well, their work is half done already!

I believe we can all guess what JorDan’s bright spot will be tomorrow!

I love that

They’re turning the freaking frogs gay!

is now officially an Onion story.

For sure.

I’m a licensed electrician. I’m curious what my job prospects are going to look like in the coming months.

Trump was already elected before and quickly became irrelevant after his 4 years.

And who is going to be the next US President?

And who is nominating a Russian asset to be DNI?

And who is nominating a child sex trafficker to be AG?

Not to mention that the construction industry- particularly housing- just stops.

You better worry about how many will obey when he orders them to be used on American soil.

Oh, so now we care about “willful retention of national defense information”?

They don’t meet even the most basic crash safety standards.

Well that’s just incorrect.

We actually have no idea what crash safety standards they meet because Tesla hasn’t submitted them for any testing at all, and as we all know from Elon’s new BFF, if you don’t test for it, you won’t have to worry about it.

Ford, Chevrolet, and Dodge each sold over 700k half-ton pickup trucks last year, while Toyota sold only 130k Tundras. I suppose it’s possible that there are a quarter million suckers out there.

And if people really are as concerned with the economy as they claimed to be, what’s going to happen when prices go even higher?

It’s his whole schtick. Apparently trying and failing to hold Trump accountable is more immoral than supporting him and shielding him from him the consequences of his crimes. 🤷

I’m guessing Hope Hicks isn’t interested in being his “pants steamer” for a second time?

He knows

Well there’s your first problem.

Psst: unenumerated rights is the Ninth Amendment. Tenth is “StaTeS RIgHts”.

My argument is that the GOP is going to do what they say they’re going to do, and your argument is that they aren’t.

Frankly, I think you’re being optimistic.

But we’re not talking about challenging and improving laws here and there.

Neither are we. We’re talking about a man who wants to be a dictator and has said as much. We’re talking about the political party backing him that has a complete disregard for the aspirational ideals this country was founded on- a secular government that ensures equality for all. We’re talking about the greatest wealth inequality in the history of the country. We’re talking about the looting of public services to continue to drive that inequality even higher. We’re talking about the language of fear and hate being spread from a coordinated political party and media that is enriched by that language.

Transferring power to someone who wants to improve your country but wants to do so in a way you disagree with is fine. Giving power to someone who said he is going to break everything is not.

The transition of power in a democracy must be honored, otherwise it’s not a democracy anymore

And now the dilemma becomes clear: you either give up democracy to prevent a fascist takeover, or you give up democracy because the fascists have taken over. Either way you’ve lost it, the question is whether you want the hope of it returning once purging fascists is done, or whether you want concentration camps and minority rule?

Democracy does not work when the electorate is uneducated and heavily propagandized, exactly the way America is now. Prioritizing the concept of democracy over the rights of people who will be hurt by the people you’re handing power to, makes you complicit.

Or NOAA. Good luck knowing when the next hurricane is coming to hit you, Floridiots.