If there was a weird procedure to open the doors I’d read that part… and anything else that isn’t standard or obvious too.

I hate to be the voice of reason here, but if you get inside a powerful device to pilot it you should at minimum read the directions first.

I’ll be honest, $240K a year is far more than I make now… I’d probably be shedding a tear as I told them to stick their spyware in their butts. 😥

It won’t load for me, tl;dr anyone?

I think the A is for asexual… like why tf would someone not interested in sexuality care. At a certain point it’s just someone wanting attention and I think we passed it a few characters ago. Before you, gentle reader, get upset see it for yourself… these come from Google search, obvious joke ones were ignored:

LGBT
LGBTQ
LGBTQ+ <- this is literally all inclusive, no need to go further
LGBTQ2 (“two spirit”… aka furries)
LGBTQIA+ (longest “official” acronym)
LGBTQIA2S+
LGBTQIAAP+
LGBTQIAGNC
LGBTQQIP2SAA
LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA+

If that doesn’t make it obvious I’ll leave you with a quote from Peter Tatchell:

It’s great to be inclusive, but the new alphabet soup is a confusing and alienating mess — made even worse when people get into spats over missing initials or the inclusion of initials they disagree with. The longest I’ve ever seen is LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA. This is absurd. It makes us a laughing stock and devalues serious issues around sexuality and gender.

Imagine naming your social media package after a kind of herpes. 💀

They’re getting no end of grief from bad/paid actors though.