Oooof. Tough day for him.

Their money is now in azure. Os and app suites are a declining business, but they help with azure lock in.

Based on the couple of parrots I’ve met IRL, the birds would also be having a fantastic time hanging out with four of their buddies and cussing out humans.

Lose/lose all around.

That would be their top attraction! I would make a side trip to get roasted by parrots.

Tim Cook is a greaseball.

Just not politicians

Ha. Courts can move fast when there are luxury vacations and RVs on the line.

Well I’m sure Merrick “Nap Time” Garland is going to get right on it.

If we are sending our most elite specialized people out to do these jobs and they don’t know that they are negatively buoyant in their gear, something (else) has gone very very wrong in SEAL country.

That organization needs some serious unfucking, probably associated with some downsizing, but the public regard for the reputation of the SEALs is such that it’s not gonna happen.

And it could have easily been so much worse.

“Votes for Jesus go to the Republican.”

• Leslie Knope

Can we just go back to “lie” please?

Wow he’s had a ton of work.

Google has enough money to buy scotus though.

Ho opted out of the rom-com with you!

Now that would be low. If it is true.

My father revealed that he had been bullshitting about every moral lesson he had ever tried to tell me when he went maga.

If you’re doing stuff to make people uncomfortable at a fucking 3 year oldest birthday party, yeah it’s time for you to stop getting invited.

That’s exactly what Netanyahu and his cronies did to Rabin.

What the fuck