ah yes, right around the time he announces his healthcare overhaul plans

if fancy toilets are your primary concern, i think japan is where you want to go

can my wife and i sell our residency for $5m each?

Absolutely devastating… that someone like him can make it to 96.

It would be so cool if they could be melted down and harvested for resources. A lot of good could be accomplished with $340bn.

They’re not looking at the big picture. When child labor laws get repealed they can hire 10-year-olds at the same cost as undocumented workers. Having 10-year-olds running heavy farm equipment also mitigates abortion bans on the back end.

To be fair, Tesla autopilot does a decent job killing people in civilian applications so this feels like a natural move.

How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

Here you go

Dude’s out here trying to become Genghis Con with all these kids

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Really though it was likely a cell phone in her hand to begin with.

Well, their goose is cooked

Here’s your comment with 3 points 3 minutes in.

How’d you get your balls in a twist?