To be fair, Tesla autopilot does a decent job killing people in civilian applications so this feels like a natural move.

How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

Here you go

Dude’s out here trying to become Genghis Con with all these kids

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Really though it was likely a cell phone in her hand to begin with.

Well, their goose is cooked

Here’s your comment with 3 points 3 minutes in.

How’d you get your balls in a twist?