Hid did call apple CEO “Tim Apple”.

Beheading is too good for him.

Other way around.

Yes. If the US still exists by that time.

It is known for selling overpriced pieces of metal.

Stainless steel? In these times? You would more likely get a brushed aluminium shell, filled with gravel. “Stainless Steel” would be the name of the model. It would break down after 13 months and You would have to buy a new one, while Your grandma would still have her stainless steel block from the 70s.

Kitchenaid or Apple?

I really doubt his ass isn’t covered in shit.

He’s marrying a woman who looks like a faulty Chinese sex doll. Let him be. Hell regret soon enough.

Bin Laden? No. Putin? More than one.

You stop following me in front.

I’m kinda proud of myself, that I skipped Netflix and never took off my pirate hat.

These people control the "arresting and banning’ people so they can do what they want. That’s kinda what dictatorship is all about.

OP needs a floppy drive. Who has one they don’t use and can give it to OP?

Flushing a toilet isn’t a crime.

And a blow job.

I know I wouldn’t let her date You.

You mean “When” not “If”.

When describing his Trump rally salute, you can use the word "nazi. It was a “nazi salute”.

Well, he’s not the first.