Looking down at the US is actually the norm for other countries.

It’s not really a dialogue when one person just tells another what to do.

The Iddy Bitty Titty Committee.

Does this still work with paper straws?

Yet when I wanted to make my vacuum speak like Consuela from Family Guy I couldn’t do it.

Why does it look so weird? I’m not even sure what shape I’m looking at.

I’m literally wondering which one it is. Looks more like Sandler, but not fat enough.

I prefer The Eldritch Horror Of Jolene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8fXWDRqRbw

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

Isn’t it standard knowledge? You unroll the tube trying to separate the layers as thinly as possible, then you crumple them as much as possible so they are less harsh and use them as normal.

Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?

Ever watched Bladerunner?

I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.

Don’t You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I’m looking forward to in life. And I’m 37, so I’ll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.

Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.

Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.

I don’t think there were any cracks. Most probably it was, one second there is a submersible and everything seems fine, and the next second there is no submersible. And everything is still fine because we just got rid of a few billionaires for free, and didn’t even have to use a guillotine.

What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on the Titan? The whole point of buying a submersible in the first place is to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside, so we can take em to a nice comfortable place below the sea, and you know… they can’t refuse. Because of the implication.

Once while camping I used a tent peg to eat meat from a can.