Amen.

I want a free car with personalised ads!

And we’re proud!

WhatsApp is like hemorrhoids, you can try to ignore it but it’s getting your attention eventually no matter how hard you try.

That’s true, worth the effort no matter what

I hope they die but I doubt it.

I highly appreciate your effort but I’m not sure if I even want to go to YouTube anymore. Is my life really going to get worse without YouTube?

Because of work. I’m a software developer and one in a while I’m forced to develop stuff using Google software. Also developers search the internet a lot to speed things up, you can use an alternative for Google but usually not getting the best results. Now I can live with that, but my boss doesn’t like it if I take more time to finish my work just because I refuse to use Google :p

Yep, pure evil. Trying to use as less of Google’s stuff as possible, which is easier said then done.