I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

Welcome to jaaaaazz club.

Wouldn’t it be nice to “fuck around” some, never get to “finding out” too fast.

I regret that I have but one job to quit.