This stuff does get traction with the late election cycle undecided voters. Obligatory undecided voter sketch from SNL.

We’re only 16 years off Palin, that’s impressive.

Exactly, he can’t afford indoor venues and he’ll only get a thousand or so once it’s at a location that charges parking. Gotta be cheap to produce and free to attend or it’ll be empty.

Here’s some money, go build a JStor

Finally getting his revenge for what the animal Blundetto did to his kid brother Billy.

Nobody doubts she killed a dog, they’re asking for proof on the Kim thing.

Two days without his orange makeup and combover kit and he’d probably lose it.