The text is great because I heard the song in my head.
Whether 'tis nobler to grow wealth and gain
The finer things in life, or to undertake
A change of sex against a sea of doubters
And by opposing, gain pride. To be a man,
And face the trials of a fluctuating market,
Or become a woman, and embrace
The beauty and the freedom of another self.
The text is great because I heard the song in my head.
Hadagascar. It doesn’t make sense, but it’s almost logical and fits the pattern better.
I’m not sure about all your requirements. I use 1CRM. It’s based on sugar crm, which is open source. It’s self-host-able. I had a good experience with support while I was setting it up (I pay for hosting). They are located on the west coast of Canada, if time zone matters.