Beep boop. No lies detected.

On mobile, when everyone was releasing their new voice assistant technologies, Cortana outperformed them all. On desktop I agree that Cortana was a waste of space.

Affordable health care for all is the future liberals want.

I’ve been a MS products fan since Windows Phone, Cortana, and OneNote stole my heart. I loved the great features that Windows 10 and Edge provided out-of-the box. Bing provided better results than Google for some time.

But Phone was never accepted by the market, and with it, Cortana faded away. OneNote hasn’t kept up with the market, and they somehow broke the cursor on mobile. Sticky Notes lost compatibility with Dark Mode. They started pushing ads to Windows start menu, and embedded ads in Edge Collections.

Microsoft makes great software, then fuck it all up. Oh well, back to Linux.

Wait a second. Cops AREN’T supposed to punch suspects in the face?

Oh yeah?! Well I’m gonna celebrate women, blacks, and gays even HARDER!

Jesus Christ.

You lost me with all the ads baked into the OS. You’re not gonna win me back with… checks notes Notepad.

You don’t get rich being an introvert who keeps out of trouble.

HE LED AN INSURRECTION! How the hell are we falling for it a second time?

We need more good suicidal guys with guns to stop bad suicidal guys with guns.

The parking lot at work is filled huge pickup trucks, while the inside of the building is filled with tiny penises.

I’ve been following this story for a while, and no, the school and the surrounding community didn’t have a problem with the Christian club. Early on (iirc) the school claimed they denied the Satan club because they handed out fliers in school, against the rules for religious clubs, even though the Christian club did the same thing.

Thanks. I really needed that today.

The cost of freedom i guess

The cost of freedom i guess

Dark mode and live widgets.

Edit to add: https://www.howtogeek.com/809114/5-ways-windows-phone-was-ahead-of-its-time/

Windows phone was the best phone OS I ever experienced. Features were years ahead of iOS and Android.

So they’re gonna focus on auditing rich people and corporations, right?

Groomers.