They spent $70 billion in stock buybacks in the last decade. Start there. Just sell the stock.

Ah I see don’t know about Microsoft’s 22 billion dollar HaloLens contract with the Department of Defence.

https://www.techspot.com/news/94353-dod-oversight-agency-warns-22-billion-microsoft-hololens.html

Replace battery with battery/explosive/receiver combo.

Anyone pay attention to most recent Venezuelan election?

Trump wins and then appoints Elon to head of Twitter. That sounds worse.

Pretty sure at this point reddit is keeping copies of all your edits.

You can’t have kids go through school never writing papers and then get to graduate school and expected to churn out long, well written papers.

Legalize fentanyl?

They also have people’s private messages, chats, and mod mail.