keiichii12@ani.socialtoWorld News@lemmy.world•‘Julian Assange is free’: Wikileaks founder freed in deal with USEnglish
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5 months agofast forward a few years
“Assange is in critical condition after [near fatal car accident in bumfuck nowhere, mysteriously poisoned, ran off the road, etc.]. Although the incident seems quite suspicious, authorities have already ruled out assassination. If you question this, we will find you.”
Away down south in the land of traitors, rattle snakes and alligators, right away! (right away!) come away! (come away!) right away! (right away!) come away (come away)