You can now be more accurately late for work. Or your coffee is more accurately taking a long time to come out.

Agreed, there were too many “then what?” when you start to ask questions. On the surface, yep, sounds good to me! But “how does that help?” or “what would they do?” or “who picks them?” lead to some pretty piss poor answers.

I think the biggest red flag for people was that a large portion (possibly not the majority) of the Aboriginals that had a platform of some kind were against it themselves. Why?

I believe you meant “what the fuck, cunt?!”

Be proud of our heritage, mate.

As an Australian, I’m not angry, just very, very disappointed.

Milo is a right of passage in childhood, particularly if you have siblings. In fact I’m sure making one is on the citizenship test. If you don’t understand why, then you’re doing it wrong.