can’t get banned from Mastodon. I’m just saying.
can’t get banned from Mastodon. I’m just saying.
this is the only interesting thing about the story. of course some countries don’t want to listen to a war criminal who is actively perpetrating a genocide, but which ones?
the money is a token, you don’t have to pay tax on gifts and favors.
I could probably shave a few seconds off that if it was written in assembly
if it was compiled then probably a few days
America has the best politicians money can buy
consumer TVs are so ridiculously cheap precisely because of all the smart phone home nonsense
Russia’s final warning
No, it’s a largely because of the kids shooting up schools.
Sane gun laws are the only reasonable response yet here we are 25 years later critiquing my stupid ass high school sense of humor instead of doing anything about it. but keep telling yourselves it’s anything besides the kid with access to a gun, it saves the Onion writing a different article.
and yet despite how extreme and dark (and edgy) it was I suffered zero consequences and now we’re throwing babies in prison for eating a sandwich so it kinda looks like a gun.
I’m just pointing out there’s a middle ground we probably should be aiming for and we’ve blown right past it at some point.
after Columbine I would wear a trench coat to school and tell people “don’t come to school tomorrow” for a laugh.
imagine trying that shit now, they’d never let you out.
no way to stop this says only country where … yadda yadda you know the drill
Wouldn’t be surprised if they also changed the definition of homeless
anyone who doesn’t already know this doesn’t want to be helped
me describing democracy
Literally Communism
before time
ftfy
are they though?
Maybe if you’re a legitimate tow truck operator you should have details on your truck and try really hard not to threaten the owners of vehicles you steal tow.
But let’s also be clear this truck owner acted like a truck owner and everything went exactly as well as you could expect.
I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face
the canisters are chrome, makes more sense than being named after the brand of paint but yeah it will always mean huffing paint to me.