I, too, would like a house for $1 please

Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao

Buddy this ain’t helping me at all

I believe they do, yes, but I’m not a bear shit professional

Imagine dying, being rezzed and then still having to finish up your shift ugh

Not sure what you’re trying to say here

Oh good, I was worried it was going to die down to a 4 and 3.

What’s with the attitude, you got a problem with people or something?

I would like to formally rescind this comment after having read your username, I understand.

Yes, but now he’s lying again

Elon is that you?

My favorite of the Great Lakes

These can’t be real? I honestly don’t know. Everything is so stupid all the time.

They can crash at my place

His name is Michael but it’s spelled Mouchel

Israel’s assets will be given a firm but measured slap on the wrist

An outsider. Someone on the margins of society who doesn’t see things like we do, like a homeless person.

So, we’re allowed to say cunt but not The B Word™️?

I don’t want to be in hell with that removed.

Dying to know which word got removed when “cunt” was perfectly acceptable.

Listen, how me and my wife choose to spend $800 per month on avocados and bread is nobody’s business but ours and our bankruptcy attorney

Well this explains why I haven’t been able to afford a summer vacation