Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?

Did they happen to find a giant ring-like device?

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I always find it rather amusing when people claim to be Internet psychics. You don’t know what I based my statement on. But I’ll tell you: all cops and those who want to be cops. Cops are screened so that only dumb authoritarian bullies are even allowed to train to become cops.

Next time you try to be an Internet, psychic, don’t be so terribly wrong about it.

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Again, you’re hallucinating. I never said that.

”no u!”

If you’re gonna argue like a five-year-old, I suggest you go back to the playground.

Sounds like a coping mechanism to me

I am not responsible for your lack of imagination.

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What an interesting hallucination you just had. I didn’t say any of those things.

Or they all could’ve been the worst of the worst. Considering their chosen profession, it’s far more likely that they would’ve turned out to be just as big, a piece of shit as any other cop.

I don’t call the cops. I call my friends. The last thing I want when I’m “in distress“ is for a bunch of stupid, authoritarian, armed thugs showing up to make everything 1000 times worse, possibly by murdering everyone around them just because they felt like it that day.

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Nothing like a little hate crime to get social media all abuzz

Lmao

Soon, we’re gonna see CatGPT and DeepDog, with their own subscription plans.

Imagine adding, “briefly swallowed by a whale” to your CV…

lol