My other “dailies” include Rogule, Mazelle, and Hexcodle. Sometimes Decipher as well. Check them out!

You’ll get used to it with practice. It’s fine if you prefer to type differently, but you’ll probably hit a plateau with how efficiently you can type (or you’ll rely on looking at the keyboard, which is not ideal).

I just switch to the num pad. Also worth practicing on if you do a lot of typing.

That’s been normalized for ages. It’s just that before Musk, the billionaires didn’t advertise their ineptitude like this.

According to the BLS, the median wage (as of May 2023) is $23.11. At a 40 hour work week, 50 weeks per year, that’s a $46,110 annual wage.

Median rent for a 2 bedroom apartment (as of Nov 2023 is $1,904. That’s $22,848 annually.

So rent is 22,848/46,110 = 49.6% of income. Traditionally, this would be closer to 30%.

Wealth inequality is the highest it’s ever been. While I admire your optimism, the situation isn’t that great for the majority.

It’s been a year of utter atrocities, I suppose it was time to finally do something about it. /s

Fun idea: let him copyright his prompt, if he’s so particular about his “creativity.”

You know what would urge them? Stop supplying the bombs.

Yeah, does anyone else remember the menu bars that would show up and disappear depending on what you were doing? Those were awful–the ribbon method of context-specific tabs is better (IMO).

How did we end up in the Onion Timeline?

I already have to do this. My office wants everyone to use the MS authenticator app, won’t run on LineageOS. Even if it did, I wouldn’t install it, but still.

Ended up making them purchase a hardware security key for me instead.

millennials aren’t picking up the slack

Wine is a luxury industry. There is no “slack” to be picked up.

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First ammendment? Never heard of it.

Capitalism. Specifically, the stock market. IPOs make good companies into bad companies.

Being owned by stockholders effectively removes any amount of “human” in the company’s choices and direction. There becomes a single goal, to which everything else is sacrificed: make stock prices go up in the short term. The C-suite execs will say all sorts of other shit, but any appearance of accountability or altruism is solely geared to making more money at any cost. Any leadership with a soul will be forced to either give up trying to be “good”, or they leave.

And won’t survive things like… getting sprayed with water.

Honestly, a better metric would probably be

median rent / median wage

or something like that. Still doesn’t show the distribution, but it would be a much better measure than GDP.

You might also enjoy a selection from Hark, a Vagrant.

Oh, there’s a storm alright

Once again… leopards, faces