It’s the brain parasite that lives in raw milk saying that.

Schrodinger’s Bug

I mean . . . I still do this on my own stuff. If I’m interested in optimizing for speed I’ll do it as #ifdef instead of if ()

Ahh, the C pointer debugging section.

Not surprised none were at my polling place at 6AM. Their parents hadn’t managed to get them out of bed and shooed out of the basement yet after a long night of plowing each others moms while playing Counterstrike.

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

NGL it’s kind of refreshing when a scientist says “We don’t know.”

No but Russian troll farm employees sure want us to believe it.

Hacker sanctions are finally real.

How 'bout a double finger fuck Ajit Pai while we’re on the subject.

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

The game is still afoot as far as I can see.

McDonalds and a lot of the other big chains have went up drastically nationwide. It has nothing to do with the CA wage hike.

My sister in law works high up in corporate for a California fast food chain. They did have to cut some jobs. At corporate. Boo hoo.

Damn. I hereby pardon Quayle of all crimes against spelling whilst in office.

Phrasing. He means, he wants to live long enough to be able to vote for Kamala and then he can die. Yes, he really did say that.

Jimmy Carter, Destroyer of Dead Pools everywhere.

I am becoming more annoyed by young liberals as I get older but I’m sure as shit not turning GOP conservative.