Y’know what else would help with “The EU’s green revolution”? Bikes and trains.

Why would a smartwatch need a subscription?? what does it even do?

It’s possible that it might only be a thing in PAL regions - I’d try, but I don’t have anything that uses composite to try now.

I swear that I’ve seen it mentioned somewhere, but you are entirely right that I can’t find a source. Maybe it was some weird device I used a long time ago? Regardless, sorry for not doing my research before posting

Inaccurate meme - the white and red RCAs in composite typically don’t actually carry the left and right channels - usually, the white one is L+R, meaning both the left and right channels combined into one, and the red one is L-R, the difference between the right and left channels.

This is done so that a mono television, which will only have a yellow and white port, will still be able to hear both audio channels, as opposed to having to completely miss out on one of them