You could use a single sheet or two sheets of paper or you could use just use a hand towel that you have specifically for the purpose of patting dry your wet bum. Obviously the hand towel would be a personal thing, so if this is a shared bathroom maybe suggest one or two squares of paper to do a little dab dab on the tush tush

Jfc, black mirror is not a blueprint, it’s a warning.

Men. Not women.

Clean ass bros 🤜🤛

Good thing I use metal on my non-stick pans 😎

lol fuck Wordpress. Have you seen that code? 🤢

The moment I finished using a bidet for the first time, I had this revelation… my entire life, up until this point, I’ve been walking around with a filthy disgusting paper-wiped ass.

This a problem for people who don’t have a bidet. Gross people.

My bottle of whisky is going to need a handle to lift.

Republicans: NOOO LET IT DIE

That’s not good. Killing POWs might encourage other countries to join the effort officially.

WWIII, 2025

We need more of this accountability. I can think of a few billionaires who could use a fine. (All of them)

420.69? No one?

And a third “at this point it will be fatal”

We will need that for the dystopian future we are plummeting to. Have they made RAD Away yet?

Is that for bird watching?

What’s Reddit?

So what is your proposed solution? Or are you one of those people who just complains about inequality for the feeling.

Like you said, it has been going on for over 74 years. Time to change it. Thanks for agreeing.

Exactly. And it wouldn’t have to be double wide since some components could be pushed to the other size. I’m fine with it just being like two apps open and not even one big one. Multitasking.

I guess what we really need is a phone case that has hinges and we can just buy two phones!

So many links about creases.