how could someone view this as anything other than dystopian?

ah, the “Shane Gillis” approach

“ghosts aren’t real”

“well of course, but they don’t know that”

Kinky

yes, probably

ok

incorrect

Edit: https://chantillynews.org/5886/opinions/human-rights-vs-political-views/

I prefer buildings that weren’t demolished by airplanes

… noodle noodle moo…

you’re thinking of jackitvision

But how can he reach maximum productivity if he’s sitting down ?!