For them to live a long and uncomfortable life faced every day with the consequences of their actions, and removal of their freedom for their act of destroying the freedom of another

Flawless logic.

Then it’s multimedia art

Sounds like tiny babies or a pretty extreme pregnancy

Wow I never realized the letters/numbers for the Tesla models spells “sexy” in l33t5p34k

Me, reaching over from the POS side paying for the transaction I’m ringing up, leaving no tip for myself

This is great. Feels kinda like chat GPT wrote it but even if that’s the case it’s hilarious

Not even L’rrr would touch the stuff

Bird up

Uh oh, do you have Internet scurvy? You might need some vitamin C#