just don’t die

full send!

time is just a construct

I did not read the article

you could have just stopped there

tigers aren’t even real

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okay but imagine how impactful this line would be delivered by Dwayne Johnson instead

During the eclipse on the night of 7 moons, a mysterious new pillar is spawned by an unknown force, once again opening a portal to the dark dimension

Evil rises

Dress like Saul Goodman and the Joker

why doesn’t the LAZY gulf stream just work harder??

Yep, then just a couple of road beers to get a nice buzz going. Gotta be vibin for the kids, you know?

Extra protein

Fuck Trapt

Can’t think of a one hit wonder band with a more bigoted piece of shit as the front man. Dimly lite souls, the entire lot.