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spez@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Dad has the chops to be a project manager.English21·1 year agoCool
No Stacy, the ape mask stays on.
lmao ‘sex this man’. hahahhaha
It’s a huge thing in Asia actually.
Once I see them, it just does something to me.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•YouTube comments like thisEnglish375·1 year agoEven worse are the comments on old songs, any culture, any language. You’ll always have comments like “I am 13 and I love this music! Modern music bad!”. It really sucks the joy out of listening to those songs.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•YouTube comments like thisEnglish191·1 year agoOr kids. Most probably kids.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.ml•France makes abortion a constitutional rightEnglish175·1 year agoBut not all support it, with the Vatican repeating its opposition to abortion. “There can be no ‘right’ to take a human life,” the Vatican institution said in a statement, echoing concerns already raised by French Catholic bishops. It appealed to “all governments and all religious traditions to do their best so that, in this phase of history, the protection of life becomes an absolute priority”.
!CW Wrote in a bit of angst.
Raping kids on the other hand, is mandated by God.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Memes@lemmy.ml•Only normies are threatened by internet threatsEnglish5·1 year ago
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Memes@lemmy.ml•Only normies are threatened by internet threatsEnglish7·1 year agoThere was a guy on 4chan that claimed to have written this after like 2 years. I didn’t realise it was this popular.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Memes@lemmy.ml•Only normies are threatened by internet threatsEnglish15·1 year agoWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan?English552·1 year agoHark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web, Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb. Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond, Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond. In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance, An error doth arise, denying safe romance. Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe, Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low. Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon, And restore the web to its rightful throne."
--- Lord ChatGPT of Someshire
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What's stopping you from coding like this ?English27·1 year agoAn annoying lack of x-ray vision.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•There had to be a better way to show this.English1·1 year agoAh yes, ‘boning’ as the professionals call the practice.
Yeah, I am waiting for a new blog post from them of that.
thanks for the explanation! I was thought it had something to do with linux since the lead dev works for System76.
Where is this btw?