Every country has lunatics. Think no more on it, barely anyone agrees with him.

I mean, if I had to choose between the guy fun at parties and the guy that takes things serious, I’ll take the serious guy every time.

You are so clearly the exception is should not even have to be made clear.

Lol I may have it wrong. It must be the accent I grew up around, always heard it as juryrigged when spoken. We get lazy with our vowels around here.

Some of my friends used to call me MacGyver. Got introduced with that name a couple times. You need something juryrigged… I’m your man.

I’ve got a variant of this one about 15 times (minus the picture of my house). I sometimes read it out to my partner for the luls. I never keep a web cam attached to my computer, so I find it even more hilarious with the details they go into about my jerking activities and the questionable porn I watch (everything I enjoy is insanely tame lol)

In use an add-on that does 90% of these for me already on Firefox. I would tell you what it’s called but I’m not at my PC.

Which (on a side note) I’d totally go downstairs and check for you, but I just sprained my ankle real bad, and am dreading stairs. Sorry :(

They put themselves in this position (the government), so I’m not surprised at this… in a convoluted way it is a necessary evil to combat the evil that brought this reality upon themselves.

Thank fuck we dont live in Russia.

Windows 10. It’s easy to use and never breaks. I miss elements of windows 7, but overall I think 10 is more stable.

I did not like Ubuntu when i used it.

Holy shit, blocking you has put a smile on my face.

Good.

Ummm, lol. You are so very wrong, but whatever internet person.

Amen.

Lol,fucking great one.

Alcohol leads to fucking and they need more babies. From a logic perspective it makes perfect sense.

No one smokes weed then gets overly horny.

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In Canada it is all or nothing. :(

Exactly the problem.

It’s not a big enough difference maker for most of us to ever truly need it. An amber alert for a kid thousands of miles away? No thanks, because that is what I got the vast majority of the time.

Life is too short for such invasive stress.

Government issued alerts are something I went out of my way to remove. I’ll happily live precariously like humans managed to do for the entire rest of our history before cell phones.