I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

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Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

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Dan Foreman can go with him.

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Ex-Trump Dinner Guest

lmao what

Lysine lip balm can help!

The entire country of the United States - 300 million people - are cut off from enjoying Kinder Surprise. Are you equally outraged about that?

I’m not the person you’re responding to and I don’t care about twitter but

YES! If I want to choke on a toy hidden inside a chocolate egg then THAT SHOULD BE MY RIGHT!!!

Occasionally they will have the model on a license plate frame.

ADHD contains twelve “r’s”

“I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.”

-Jack Handey

Really putting a lot of faith in the worm’s carpentry skills here…

Hmm…one we can blame on the people, the other seems to be the fault of the government. I wonder which it could be!!

A whole dollar?? You’ll bankrupt spez at that rate!! How ever will he catch up to Jeff and the Muskrat if he’s out here giving these “users” the money he wants to keep?

Someone told me recently that it’s to prove the person prescribed the adderall is the one who is actually taking it (to prevent resale).

Edit: rereading the thread I realize you might be questioning why they’re being drug tested for THC regarding their adderall prescription. I don’t have an answer for that so, if that was your actual question, I apologize for the confusion.