The novel:

“Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot…”

This guy listens to only imagine dragons and neon trees

I find fettuccine a better use in every way if your dish requires straight pasta (not a huge fan of angel hair). Rotini is the shit when you have a sauce that is chunky but I also use it in mac and cheese - whenever I can really. Honorary mentions to cavatappi and penne as they do a great job of soaking up that sauce with their crevices. Them saucy crevices.

Along the east, rice noodle vermicelli is fantastic; much preferred to any angel hair any day when you can use a rice noodle. Kuey Teow noodles (flat noodles) I can gorge my weight on when prepared correctly. And do not overlook a good egg noodle in a killer broth.

This is in no way an exhaustive list but I find all of these easily in US cities!

Thank you, this has been killing me!

The first step to being a developer seems to be learning how to put down other devs :(

Gotta give the cheeser another chance

Me troubleshooting my 3d printer

But how do you assume that? Have you asked another species how different they are to us? It sounds like an equally far jump to say other species are vastly different as it is to say they are vastly similar to us. We just don’t know and the assumptions can be harmful.