Holy shit. It’s a trap.

Maybe in another universe.

The Onion. Reporting the future, today.

“Sir, that’s impossible.”

“JUST DO IT!”

Truly the icing on the cake.

Sunk cost fallacy? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I read the headline up until “he has made Apple what it is” and then I was, like…

First it was Twitter, and now this. Boy, Elon sure knows how to make himself look like a “genius.”

To be fair, it was made with duct tape and string.

That’s just priceless. XD

Ah, right… The only government-funded thing I was first aware of as a child was Amtrak. So I kinda have that expectation.

So much for turning that big faucet on.

NASA just had to hand things over to SpaceX and Boeing.

Oh, I didn’t realize this was posted earlier. Thumbnail gave the wrong impression.

Anonymous mysteriously vanishes during Trump’s first term and now comes back.

I have no idea.

Putin: “You’re not supposed to get Twitter, you idiots!”

XMPP all over again.

Can’t have the economic data being bad. That’ll make Trump sad.