linuxgator

Must run Windows 95

I can imagine Lockheed doing it to find skunkworks, but no so much for Boeing

I thought YouTube Premium was like WinRAR. Nobody actually pays for it.

Don’t you mean yuge embarrassment?

The Cunning Linguist

There’s no paint on the planet that will make most of their cars cool.

Shut up about your pocket monster, I’m on the phone with a real one.

Why does he look like Ron Jeremy after getting a DUI?

That’s (not) in-Seine.

Looks like it just needs to be defragged.

They also plan to upgrade their computer systems from Windows 3.1 to Windows Vista

Europe.

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Hubris

I loved GATTACA. Though when I was younger, I thought I was more like Vincent. Now that I’m older, I realize I have more in common with Jerome.

It’s a meme.

Here’s what I found about it. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-wait-its-all-ohio-the-always-has-been-meme-explained

I think the original showed the earth being a flat disk and the first astronaut says “it’s really flat?” And the second one says “always has been”. But is about to shoot him to keep the knowledge of it safe from the masses.

But in this case, the one with the gun is Microsoft.

If Twitter is any indication, he’ll do a great job destroying the space station.