at least it will make explaining astroturfing a little easier

i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

a bb will reliably kill a pigeon… birds don’t have much extra blood

i would guess near night clubs and the like… they’re more likely to use them, and drunk people are more likely to toss them willy nilly…

i mean sure, they said it first… but i made it cool

you may… but you should know it’s a south park episode where that’s in the iOS terms of service….

i highly recommend you watch it

edit: sorry, Human CentiPad

well aside from it taking up a lot of space and making a lot of noise, there’s a water and gas line hookup that probably requires permission….
but they do make really small ones that can only do a couple garments at a time.
usually marketed for long haul truck drivers….

give me an app that doesn’t touch any other part of my phone and doesn’t require signing some 300 pages of terms of service where i agree to be a human centipede… then maybe

i remember the good old days, when you had to use scissors to physically cut a head out of a photo, and then glue it to your porno mag

i like how flesh simulator’s stories are all well cited though….
most conspiracy concerned people just say random stuff and never back it up….

they look like they could be related….
….
but it would be a fun fake conspiracy theory to start….

huh, i don’t really see it…

thanks… it’s my favorite bitwise operator….

Reddit is a PsyOp

Now I don’t know, but I been told
It’s hard to run with the weight of gold
Other hand I have heard it said
It’s just as hard with the weight of lead…

you know what they say; seizure the day…

check out pcmasterrace, people throw a bunch of colored lights on their custom computers…

nope, i’m not blue, not blueanon…
not implying what you pretend you think i’m implying…
you’re deliberately fighting a strawman