The one from science memes a few days ago

Be awkward by sharing a weird hyper specific fact

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They’ll probably charge you for it.

Jojo’s great Oreo adventure?

That one time cocoa pods (a dependency management system for iOS development) was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN. https://blog.cocoapods.org/Master-Spec-Repo-Rate-Limiting-Post-Mortem/

And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

Not so fun when the shoes on the other foot huh? glances at British Museum

Isn’t putting up flags an American thing too? Don’t really see this kind of nationalism in other coutnries.

Luckily they had lizards in stock.

Everyone has a test environment. If you’re lucky you have a production environment too.

The malicious compliance that is needed.

The need the screaming in the background.

I only glossed over it… but this looks like it’s trying to check dynamic typing issues? It’s like a statically typed language with extra steps?

Fibonacci indentation of course.

Why not git clean -dxf?

I read the lint part and my brain forgot about everything else. You could stick the danger call in a pre commit hook though.

Depending on which stack you’re using, you could use https://danger.systems to automatically fail PRs.