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    9 months ago

    Dems: If we speed up the trolley people will suffer for less time while it’s running them over! They won’t have to agonize as long while the trolley approaches to snuff out their life! Progress!

    GOP: Surely more people on the track means more profit! Can we start stacking them up to fit more?