• Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    trying to buy isn’t winning in battle. just start licking it romantically while maintaining eye contact.
    or dip into your pants and scratch your ass with it.

    or both.

    • rbn@sopuli.xyz
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      4 months ago

      It could be also a funny (although more expensive) idea to buy 100 of these things and bring a new one whenever you go to the store. So the deviders suddenly won’t fit anymore in that little rail and the cashiers will go crazy how this is randomly happening every couple of days.