• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    A Hatfield man is accused of stealing a new Subaru Forester from the Lansdale Public Library parking lot, driving it to Hatfield Police Station to ask for his drugs back, and then driving to Target with the intent of stealing from the store…

    As opening sentences go, this one is really strong.