I have an email client that regularly checks for mail on dozens of throwaway accounts, I have never “lost” a proton account. I will add that to the list right now.
Do you have a flower preference? Maybe something morbid, like a skull vase and black carnations?
You’re lying and I’m not sure why. You seem to think I’ll feel bad that you’re pretending to want to celebrate my death when I actually do want people to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity. I’m also not sure why you’re lying about spending money on me as if anything I ever did, including dying, would be worth buying something on my behalf.
I want you to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity.
Do you think I would want to die if I didn’t want people happy about it?
I promise that if I am notified of your death and am provided with an address for which to mail flowers, I will send them. There are plenty of reasonably priced flower delivery services. Although, they don’t have that wicked skull vase with the hair.
I will also buy a bottle of champagne and think of you while I drink it. It’s hardly expensive, and I don’t really need much of a reason to drink.
Feel free to give me your address so I know where to send the flowers.
Sure, but I’ll still need an email contact.
Do you want the date and the address or not?
[email protected]
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Why did you ask me if you don’t actually want to know?
It’s a real account…
It’s a real account you won’t remember to check in four years.
Again, why did you ask me if you didn’t want to know?
Edit: I just checked, Proton shuts down accounts without activity after 12 months. Do you want to know or not?
I have an email client that regularly checks for mail on dozens of throwaway accounts, I have never “lost” a proton account. I will add that to the list right now.
Do you have a flower preference? Maybe something morbid, like a skull vase and black carnations?
I love how it has hair.
You’re lying and I’m not sure why. You seem to think I’ll feel bad that you’re pretending to want to celebrate my death when I actually do want people to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity. I’m also not sure why you’re lying about spending money on me as if anything I ever did, including dying, would be worth buying something on my behalf.
I want you to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity.
Do you think I would want to die if I didn’t want people happy about it?
Take the opportunity.
I promise that if I am notified of your death and am provided with an address for which to mail flowers, I will send them. There are plenty of reasonably priced flower delivery services. Although, they don’t have that wicked skull vase with the hair.
I will also buy a bottle of champagne and think of you while I drink it. It’s hardly expensive, and I don’t really need much of a reason to drink.