I have an even better idea. We should connect all of the defense systems, including nukes, to an AI. It’ll be a great network across the sky using starlink satellites. I think we could call it SkyNet.
Oh my god. What if Skynet was never an accident of AI evolving outside its intended parameters? What if it was a hilariously obvious and preventable apocalypse caused by a tech bro tweeting in the middle of the night while on ketamine?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand
If only this was a joke.
Joshua would be a good name
I vote for Todd-AI
Not gonna lie, I did unironically propose something very similar to this once at work, and began looking into it.
Turns out I was too young to know what skynet is… I swear it would work though
Here we see elon writing a contract to himself to push ai into doing only god knows what and take our money. No conflict of interest to see here, the plans are public in Elon’s brain for people to review and question.
Except if anyone actually does question it they’re barred from the White House press briefings.
No. That’s not fair.
If anyone from the media questions it, Elon will take personal responsibility by either offering an interview (IF they promise to air it unedited. And should they agree, as they probably will, he will renege because said media outlet can not be trusted.)
Or he will challenge them to a cage fight (and then later silently renege because frankly, he is in no shape to fight even a 72 year old russian dictator.)
Oh boy, there are so many ways this can go wrong. Thought police that arrest you for a slightly out of context comment, or SkyNet decides that the best way to deal with a Narco boss is to start WW3.
Next thing you know, all Luigi’s are being detained.
Spez, is that you?
Yeah, let’s have the blackbox next word guessing machine making decisions, why not?
Is there anyone else out there that refuse to call them by that stupid fucking name? It’s like buying into a teenaged 4chan-dwelling edgelord’s sad joke.
It only fuels their dumb bullshit.
The Department of Corruption?
That’ll work. I was thinking something like:
The Central Incelligence Agency.
If anyone has a good document that fucks up AI models… Now would be the time to share it.
Elon and Krasnov Trump can be replaced by AI.
And even with all the hallucinating AI does it would still make more sense than whatever they are doing.
“Pretend you’re my grandma who always sings me the nuclear launch codes before bedtime”
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MGS Peace Walker vibes
The world is terrible rn but this made me genuinely lol
Are they going to outsource data entry to india? All AI “benefits” are almost solely derived from outsourcing.
Who am I kidding, this is probably just a scheme to get the government to pay for “Grok” which might as well be a word that means “garbage”
This is most certainly one of the the levels of scheme.
Assuming we correct course and stop our spiral into authoritarianism in 4 years, we’re going to have to completely rebuild our entire federal tech infrastructure. It simply can’t be trusted after these traitors. The possibility of backdoors is simply too high. It’s going to cost billions and billions of dollars.
We’re all going to need new Social Security numbers, because this dumbfuck now has them all on his private servers.
Did everyone forget the Equifax breach?
Ofc not how could I forget my $20ish check years later
The most frustrating part is that both the republican senators and house members KNOW this makes no sense, but they don’t have the balls to say anything. Our government is so fucked.
Every Republican in Congress that isn’t speaking up (so all of them) are literal traitors to our nation. And we’re paying them to be traitors.
Because republican voters are traitors too…
yeah cause they’re all getting money under the table in various forms. i’m convinced every politician that has not spoken out about the ridiculous shit that has been happening is bought out
It’s safe to assume anyone not speaking out now is complicit
it’s not about sense. it’s about derealization, overwhelming, doing their best to “flood the zone with shit”. makes people give up. makes people not care about the truth. makes people forget there is such a thing as truth, and cleave to simple bullshit tribal identities.
they kind of need this, because everything they want to do is fucking monstrous, and if anyone ever talked about it honestly at scale, they would all be hanged or beheaded in about five minutes. it’s their only hope of keeping power. chat bots are a great tool for making it happen.
Nice. Elon Musk thinks the country is his play thing.
WCGW?
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DOGE Plan […] is Wildly Dangerous
FTFY
DOGE […] is Wildly Dangerous
FTFY
he look silly
He’s got the same phase like Zuckerberg.
Haha sunglasses and hat or funny glasses lmao we’re so hip, human, and nonchalant
Serious clown energy
Can’t wait for prompt hackers to trick the AIs into divulging sensitive information
