(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )
It’s a nest. This is where Italians are born.
👋🤏🤚✋️🫶
Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.
I swear officer, it looked like an appropriate amount before I started boiling it.
They misread and made four people of spaghetti.
How do we know it isn’t a naturally growing pile of pasta?
Unless it’s invasive it’s pretty unlikely, pasta grows on trees in Switzerland
You beat me to it!
This was actually the flying spaghetti monster, but some Piney bastard was too afraid of his noodelyness and opened fire…
He’ll rise again, as his holy carbohydrates ripen with bounty
What if God was you or me? Just a spag pile in Jersey…
What if god was one of us?
Throwing over 500 pounds of pasta in a rush?
NORAD shot down FSM
Because it wasn’t cooked. Natural pasta is always in a cooked state, because it hasn’t been dried out yet in drying ovens.
“It’s a-me.”, the man confessed.
Pasta 19:1: The heavens declare the glory of spaghetti; the skies proclaim the work of His noodly appendages.
Oh Great Glob
Send forth your wriggly, jiggly, noodly appendages for your touch does inspire much Globliness
For Cleaniness is closer to Globliness
Our Father, who art in saucepans,
hallowed be thy name;
thy spaghetti come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in New Jersey.
Give us this day our garlic bread.
And forgive us our passatas,
as we forgive those who masala against us.
And lead us not into rice tasting;
but deliver us from weevils.
For thine is the pasta,
the meatballs, and the gravy
for ever and ever.
Ramen.
Authorities say they were able to dispose of all of the pasta in under an hour.
But at what cost? Specifically, how much marinara and parmesan?
Knees were heavy. Mom’s spaghetti.
Nobody dumped it. It’s just growing naturally there. You didn’t know spaghetti just grows out of the ground and needs to be harvested?
That’s incorrect; it grows on trees:
This is just the extra when I tried measuring pasta for one
If only someone had an abundance of strainers!
Disaster al dente off the coast of San Clemente
Travelling with more than one can be a big. … pain.
Man, theological knowledge among the general population has really taken a dive. People don’t even recognize manifestations of the FSM anymore.
Perhaps it was a sacrifice?
They murdered my family and dumped their bodies in a ditch…
Pinworms. It’s all pinworms.
