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minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up2·1 year agoThe phone is ringing, it’s for you. Sounds like some miners in West Virginia from 1921 would like to talk to you.
minus-squarehelenslunch@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·1 year agoWhoa, you got a time traveling phone!?
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up1·1 year agoNah, you’re just living that far in the past.
minus-squarehelenslunch@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoWait so IM a time traveler!? And I didn’t even know it! 🤯🤯🤯
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up1·1 year agoYou’re not a time traveler, you just have the mental acuity of a fossil.
minus-squarehelenslunch@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoOh, I’m a shape shifter too, how exciting. Tell me, how did you learn of my super powers?
The phone is ringing, it’s for you. Sounds like some miners in West Virginia from 1921 would like to talk to you.
Whoa, you got a time traveling phone!?
Nah, you’re just living that far in the past.
Wait so IM a time traveler!? And I didn’t even know it! 🤯🤯🤯
You’re not a time traveler, you just have the mental acuity of a fossil.
Oh, I’m a shape shifter too, how exciting. Tell me, how did you learn of my super powers?