Protect your right to punish your leaders.

Who will carry on the knowledge of what the a:\ and b:\ drives were?

This is why we need to ban hurricanes.

If I just use a projector, do i still have to worry about the maker of the tablet that connects to the projector doing the same thing?

They make phones. I had to look this up since I had never heard of this company.

I would find it weird to be referred to as Nothing staff, or a Nothing employee.

But for the near term, maybe it means they have to stop putting Carrie Fisher in stuff?

Anyone’s 2024 politics Bingo card have “IDK, some DaVinci Code shit” on it?

Wasn’t it Don Jr that convinced his dad to pick Vance? Not that I think Trump concerns himself much with his family, but he’s going to have to throw someone under the bus for the decision to go with Vance in the first place. Don Jr might have to go back to being 5th favorite child.

Death Valley: Whatevs, I got yer shoes

Are rifle teams common in high schools? I mean I know that sport shooting is a thing, but I never heard of a high school with a rifle team. I went to high school in WA state.

Wouldn’t criminals just wait to do crimes until it’s raining?

Apple rankings is unironically a gem of the internet

Yes, it is insane, and none of us like that we are all dealing with insane events. Sorry if our responses reflect that we are terrified and pissed off and have no fucking idea how to get back to something that feels normal.

How much for a miss?

Pretty much, except it may be more appropriate to replace “implies” with “determined there was sufficient evidence to conclude”

Do you have a hook up on some free dog shit?!

Is the job to be interacting with a computer for the entire duration of your shift? Fuck this incentive structure that requires people to fake touching their computer parts to show that work is being done.

Jesus Elon is my co-pilot

It’s kind of like the scene “there ain’t no rule a dog can’t play basketball” from Air Bud. The constitution has set minimum qualifications to be president, but didn’t bother with the disqualifications because it would be insane to try to conceive of every possible scenario that would disqualify an individual from seeking the presidency.

I’m not Trans, and abso-fucking-lutely don’t want anyone asking what I’ve got between my legs anytime I need to take a shit.