Getting booted from Coast to Coast didn’t do him any favors.

Seraphina

Same as the old boss…

The Murmuring is a really good slow burn horror piece.

Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

Ultimate goth cred is having permanatly black fingernails from radioactive fallout.

Diamonds… come on.

Hence the grudge.

Why do your job when you can just hold a grudge against the Democrats? I hope whoever suggested Garland is working at a capital starbucks now.

Good news for South Dakota, moderately okay news for me…

In case you were wondering, it’s because they named the color after the fruit.

Why are so many women and children joining Hamas?

Hilarious that his administration is already leaking worse than a Russian submarine.

It’s a weird timeline when conservative women are pushing for progressive policies.

How about a ball-peen hammer?

Wait. Is that for real their uniform? I thought that was a throw-away joke from the series.

They have to constantly print and ship catalogs. How else will they explain why they underpay their workers so much?

The Final Pizza Party.

“Nutz, Deez (B)”

No, Moldova wants to install legs. Or at least treads.