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…christians are so overwhelmingly evil that i constantly have to stop and remind myself that some tiny minority of all the crosses and flags i see brandished about may actually be fostered in good faith, lest i judge too soon…

…well ted’s one of their own: a regressive immigrant from out-of-state…

“Wait a minute, Doc: are you telling me you built a time machine - out of a Cybertruck?!”

…could it be because they’re only affordable to first-time US homebuyers with generational wealth?..

can != will

…the current regime will continue doing whatever the f*ck they want as long as nobody stops them…

…i wish you’d take them back: they’ve really dragged down this place over the past three decades…

…still refuse their fundamental responsibility, still deserve to burn…

…'bout þree þirty-five per hour back when i was in high ſchool…

…ye gads, just imagine how bad the mosquito clouds are going to get…

…yeah, last year i was telling everyone to enjoy the hundred-degree weeks while they can because it would be the coolest summer for the rest of their lives, then this year comes along and spoils it…

🤔

…no, i think that was a nipplegate thing…

…i try to leave enough space not to touch bumpers when the front car’s suspension rocks back under acceleration…

…teabagging, of course…

…f*cking balls-out cartoon fascists…

…oh, i think you misunderstand me: that’s not impaired driving, that’s skillful navigation through the normal flow of traffic in sàigòn…

…oh, that’s just the vietnam regional setting…

…i work with mostly first and second-generation immigrants from all over the world, and a common pattern i’ve noticed among established first-generation immigrants is strong anti-immigrant sentiment; a little bit that they emmigrated to get away from those people, a little bit f*ck-you-i-got-mine…

…that was a significant theme in 2061: oddysey three…