They didn’t give a shit about children getting slaughtered in schools for decades. They won’t start caring now.

After decades of dehumanisation? Sure.

That’s called a Schrödingers douchebag. Something is both a joke and not a joke until one is called out.

This is highly memeable.

War after sending troops to die in Ukraine and after selling their barely working ammunition to Russia. Yeah dude, sure. Whatever.

Can I get into trouble for calling myself an “investigative journalist”? Like, can I stand in front of the camera and say the dumbest, factually most incorrect shit, like these vatnik bitches and still call myself that, even I didn’t learn that job somewhere? Is there any kind of legal trouble I have to expect as long as I don’t go full Alex Jones?

Y’all think he made the Goofy scream?

Hey look, a report we can agree on.

This is what happens when we do what CEOs want. We will make the world uninhabitable while getting murked by skynet.

We are officially in a prelude to a sci-fi story.

Traveling to Taiwan to cry about them not being slaves. Someone is going for the social credit combo multiplier.

Nope. I don’t see Trump being adaptable and able to take a pounding. He’s a chicken, without the taste.

That’s Mister Bastard to you.

Saudi progress in human rights, unicorns and other fables.

A ban is incredibly hard. Not impossible, but hard. And even if, it won’t solve the actual problem. The AfD maintained the image of a protest party and to this day people believe this crap. A great way to cut their votes in half would be educating the population so they understand that protest is good but voting for fascist scum is not.

Ah yes, Russian conscripts! Known for such classics as “immediately surrendering because they don’t want to die for nothing in some maniacs war”.

To quote my DM when I’m about to cause a near TPK: „You can certainly try.“

Getting tortured to death by three vodka addicts while propagating for the wrong side of history. Unsightly way to go.

[…] amid the ongoing national debate over what it would take to stem the gun violence plaguing the nation.

I sat through this when it came out. And I never regretted a single second of doing so.

If I would be a complete psychopath, who wants nothing more than hurting and killing people, AND get away with it, I would join the police.

And looking at the frequency of how often shit like this happens, I’m probably not the first one with this idea.